7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £120. Cheat answer: The Ring (pic round)
9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £50. Cheat answer: Sigrid (music round)
It’s Thursday. So you are entitled to TWO pub quizzes.
And the extra good news is that we’re downstairs again at the Argyle, back in our lovely cosy basement now that all the festival noggins have nogged off.
Give us our city back, you flakey-bakey, semi-talented, wanna-has-beens. Go back to London.
Meanwhile, here’s the music round cheat. It’s a modern singer from Norway called Sigrid.
She’s charismatic and all, but the record sounds like something that would finish twelfth or thirteenth at Eurovision.
Which isn’t terrible.
Yeah. Also, remember to stop me and buy a packet of Cunto Cards if you’re looking for that special gift for the foul-mouthed fiend in your life.
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