7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £90. Cheat answer: Brussells (pic round)
9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £50. Cheat answer: Dixie Chicks (music round)
NOTE: We are UPSTAIRS tonight at the Argyle Bar (i.e. the ground floor instead of the cellar)
Classic Festival Thursday: a bit rainy, sweaty and hundreds and million of festival wankers everywhere.
Avoid the swinging laminates and come and get a wee sit down at the quiz. Ninety bucks up at the Argyle? That’s nice.
Fifty down at the Newsroom? Quality. Come on then, what are you waiting for. Remember it’s the festival so you’ll need to get on a bus NOW (0958 at time of writing) to get to the quiz on time.
By the way, here’s tonight’s music round cheat which is for the Newsroom: The song is a cracker – its about literally getting away with murder.
I mean, not as good as Marti Pellow, but still excellent.
Yeah. Also, remember to stop me and buy a packet of Cunto Cards if you’re looking for that special gift for the foul-mouthed fiend in your life.
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