Quizzes tonight:

7pm – The Joker & The Thief. Jackpot £30. Cheat: Roxy Music (music round)

9pm – Brass Monkey, Drummond Street. Quiz is off during the festival – Jackpot will be £120 when we start back in September

Today never lasts forever. In fact- it’s already after #popmaster (but still before lunch).

Mind you, that’s at the time of writing. The moment you read this could be completely different. It could be October the sixth in the year five thousand. Can anything exist then?

Anyway – the future of civilization isn’t one of the topics at the quiz tonight, so you can relax about that.

Let me tell you though, there is a hit super duper song in the music round by Roddy’s favourite band ever, Dire Straits. It sounds like this:

It is believed to be the only pop video in history to feature synchronised swimming and a copy of the Financial Times in the same swimming pool.

Have you seen anything good at the festival? No. That’s cos it’s all a bag of shite. Make sure you come to the quiz instead.

x

Also, if you’re still lacking, Cunto cards ,, you can get a deck off of me tonight. I usually have two or three packets with me at the quiz.

You can also get them online

You can also follow Cunto on youtube. This is the first of many Cunto videos:

Yo!

Dr P