7pm – The Joker & The Thief. Jackpot £30. Cheat: Jonah Lewie (music round)
9pm – Brass Monkey, Drummond Street . Quiz is off during the festival – Jackpot will be £120 when we start back NEXT WEEK
So the good news is that we are restarting the Brass Monkey quiz next week instead of waiting till September.
London will be receiving hundreds of trainloads of narcissistic wankbags this weekend and our city will breathe a sigh of relief like someone being let out of a Saudi jail.
Thanks for the money, now fuck off!
Then it’s just eleven months to go until the next upheavel.
That’s if the planet even lasts that long. I’ve been using Twitter more recently and fifteen minutes on that thing is enough to make you believe that EVERYTHING is irreparably broken.
Everyone is so upset. And yet, it’s compelling.
Twitter for me is summed up by things like the videos I found the other day of of a fur seal doing a Weinstein on a penguins.
Brutal and unrelated as this is, the comments soon turn the horror of nature into the outrage of politics. You can post a picture of a cake, a carrot, a rock or a roll and someone, somewhere will turn it into a blast of pure anger aimed at Corbyn / Trump / Islam / Israel / Tories / Libtards / Cyclists / Motorists / Smokers / Hipsters / SNP / Unionists
Anyway – I digress. What you really want to know is what’s the cheat song tonight?
It’s Jonah Lewie:
Nothing like a seasonal treat.
Also, if you’re still lacking, Cunto cards ,, you can get a deck off of me tonight. I usually have two or three packets with me at the quiz.
You can also get them online
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