6pm – Persevere. Jackpot: £30. Cheat news: Music round includes Real 2 Reel, see video below to hear the mega-hit. 

UPDATE – NO PERSEVERE QUIZ TONIGHT DUE TO SCOTLAND FOOTBALL.

I hate this so much and consequently I hope Scotland lose. I’ve never felt this way before. I hate you, Scotland football. Go away and die. I hope you lose.

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot £60. Cheat news: Pic round includes Ayrton Senna.

The rapper on I Like To Move It is known as ‘Mad Stuntman’. A quick Wiki reveals that his real name is Mark.

These celebs are all the same. The Edge is called Dave. Bono is really Paul. Sting is actually Gordon.

Fatman Scoop is Lawrence. Marilyn Manson is Brian. Busta Rhymes’s mum named him Trevor.

What a bunch of dicks.