Not literally literally. That’d be stupid.

7pm – The Joker & The Thief. Jackpot £210. Cheat: Music round includes Tinchy Stryder. See vid below.

9pm – Brass Monkey (Drummond Street). Jackpot £180. Cheat: Pic round includes tragic hero Mister Man character Mister Nosey.

So, although not actual millions, tonight could win you £390 which is enough to fly to any part of Europe and back and still get tremendously drunk once your there. Maybe even accommodation although if you pick a 24-hour city like Berlin, there’s no need.

Meanwhile, Tinchy Stryder, what’s that all about? Well, I can report that I got 42 seconds into his song before having to stop it cos it is shite.

Not that my opinion will matter to thon TInch. A quick Google for ‘Tinchy Stryder Net Worth’ brings up $4 million dollars, which is enough to fly to Berlin and get wasted every day for a year. With (good) accommodation.