Come to the quiz tonight. Here’s a motivational poster:

Anyway, here’s the info you need for tonight:

The Joker & The Thief, 7pm

Jackpot: £90. Enough to furnish a dolls house in moderately affluent style.

Cheat news: One of the picture questions has the answer: “Chad”

Brass Monkey, Drummond Street, 9pm

Jackpot: £60

Cheat news: The music round contains crazy bastards extraordinaire Die Antwoord further adventures in Zef noise and fury. See vid: