Imagine just missing out on the jackpot by ONE answer. In some ways it’s better than actually winning. More human. More deeply sexual.

Tonight’s opportunities to fuck up:

Argyle Bar (Cellar), 7pm

Jackpot: £100

Cheat: The music round includes legendary rock bell ends Emerson Lake And Palmer. Jazz apocalypse (see vid, below)

The Newsroom, 9pm

Jackpot: £100, also

Cheat: One of the answers in the picture round is The Scissor Sisters