Overheard in one of the pubs the other night:
CUSTOMER: “Can I get a Sol, a pint of Tennents please, and have you got any Becks?”
STAFF: “Well, the only Beck’s we’ve got is the non-alcoholic one.”
CUSTOMER: “Non alcoholic! Whit’s the point of that? That’s like licking your sister’s fanny. Fuck sake. Hang on, I’ll go and see what she wants.”
< – – -goes away, comes back – – – >
CUSTOMER: “…right, and a bottle of Pinot Grigio please.”
STAFF: “How many glasses?”
CUSTOMER “One.”
Genius
I propose a new advertising slogan for non-alcoholic Becks:
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