Quizzes tonight will boil your cabbage.

The Joker & The Thief, 7pm

Jackpot: Only £30 (we had a winner last week)

Cheat: One of the answers tonight is George Michael.

Brass Monkey (Drummond Street), 9pm

Jackpot: £180. Mon, dat is so fonky.

Cheat: The music round contains a song by Musical Youth (see vid below)