These People Still Live?

It’s that time of the month again where I sit with a pile of Dead Pool entries and transcribe them to a spreadsheet, hopefully leading to someone winning a MILLION POUNDS! Or even a hundred.
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First surprise this month was Angela Lansbury. I thought she had been bowled lbw a long time a go but her innings is still on the go at 90 not out.
Another one I thought had popped up an easy catch was Clive James but he’s still at stumps too.
Hang on, wasn’t he really ill?
 
According to WIkipedia:
 
“… In a BBC interview with Charlie Stayt, broadcast on 31 March 2015, James described himself as “near to death but thankful for life”.[46] However, in October 2015 he admitted to feeling “embarrassment” at still being alive thanks to experimental drug treatment.[47]”
Fucking yay for experimental treatment.
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Thanks to experimental treatment, Clive James has been able to see Britain winning the world cup and bombing the fuck out of Syria.
Bet he’s glad of that experimental treatment.

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