Tonight could see the Dr Paul Quiz with the lowest music-round lowest score of all time. Why? It’s all-Greek.

I know this sounds ridiculous and it is, so I might as well give you a cheat tip. One of the answers is Kostas Hatzis doing his extraordinary song “Ap To Aeroplano”. Tune.

Meanwhile, tonight’s jackpot is £50. In words that’s fifty quid. Imagine your pocket withis extra wadding. Quiz is at 7.30pm, Brass Monkey Leith