I had a drawing contest at The Cellar Monkey last night. The challenge was to draw Donald Trump riding an animal. Here are some of the entries:
1. Patriot Cock
2. Eagle Collage
3. Chinchilla Hairpiece
It was explained that the hairpiece is actually a chinchilla and it has come loose but Donald Trump is riding it. Nice Eagle, by the way.
4. Slug Creep
The one where Donald Trump looks a bit like Eddie Izzard, is mouthing the words “I want to bang my daughter” and is riding on a slug.
5. Squids In
Trump looks like a cross between Prince Charles and the singer out of Showaddywaddy. He’s riding a squid though, so this nearly won.
6. Pork Ridge
Amazingly this is NOT this year’s most offensive image of a politician getting a ride from a swine.
7. An IQ of Nine
The eagle in this seagull looks kinda like a pigeon or, at best, a gull.
8. Nine Eleven,Redux
Trump is flying an eagle DIRECTLY TOWARDS the iconic Twin Towers. Is it a fix? A conspiracy? We’ll probably never know.
9. Tilda Swinton
Donald Trump has never before been drawn to look exactly like Tilda Swinton. Until now, on an elephant.
10. Wire Pubed Kangaroo
Nice and graphic. Also likin’ the 13 amp fuse wire kanga-pubes.
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