Monday Is A New You

A new you. No gym.
A new you. No relationship.
A new you. No stupid diet.
A new you. Booze.
A new you. Monday booze.
A new you. Monday strong booze.

Why not, I mean… we’ll all be dead or working in fifty years. Let’s hump it.

Tonight’s jackpot at the Brass Monkey Leith (quiz starts 7pm) is a measly £20 but you could put all of that into BOOZE and reap the benefits, like a slick city trader. But drunk.

Cheat news: Swansea is one of the answers tonight.

Here’s last night’s funny custard. There’s no way you can win this tonight cos it’s already gone but maybe you’ll win something even funnier. Who knows?

Funny Custard
Funny Custard

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