Quiz tonight at Brass Monkey start at 9pm and you can win £20 plus infinite amounts of golden booze.

When I say “infinite” I obviously don’t mean that, it’s just hokey-pokey marketing chat but Christ you’re used to that.

You’ve been getting it all day long about the Queen and the splendid job she’s been doing for you and your family for the last two hundred years.

At least if she can cheat her way to health and fortune (by being born into the right family of lizards), you can cheat your way to glory at the quiz.

Cheat news: one of tonight’s answers is “Boyhood”