Working with people in bars gives you access to quite a few unusual stories. Here’s one I heard recently from Katy who used to live in Salou, Spain, where she had a job working in bar popular with tourists.

One of her colleagues – Gordy – came from Ohio in the States. While Katie tended bar, Gordy was on stage. He was a stripper with a huge cock. When he  wasn’t on stage he would come up behind staff members washing glasses and put his cock where the next glass ought to be, so that they would grab it.

When he was on stage he was charismatic enough to be able to regularly persuade drunken female tourists in the audience to suck him off on stage.

One such tourist had her mouth full one day when in walked her brother. They fell out.

Another act at the bar was a hypnotist did all the usual onion/apple hoo-hah but also liked to ask people searching questions about their sexuality while under hypnosis.

One night a girl was on stage and was ‘under’. The hypnotist asked her “What’s your deepest darkest fantasy?” and she instantly replied “I want to be raped by two black men” – This is in front of her dad and other members of her family. The bar goes silent and I can only speculate that their family was never quite the same again.

I guess if there’s any moral to be taken from these stories its that, once you reach a certain age, you should only ever go on holiday WITHOUT your family.