Here’s a wee list of pub quiz team names from September which were notable enough to write down on a separate note:

1. Mike Hawke’s Cheesy Sauce
2. The Venga Bollocks
3. I Fucking Hate Pandas
4. The Unemployed Pissheads
5. The Dapper Flaps (Keeping it Clean for the Queen)
6. We Were Just Evicted – Any Sympathy Points?
7. Alex Salmond’s Fluffer Squad
8. Let’s Get Quizzical
9. Martin Sounds Like A Girl
10. Da Witte Wij Nie*
11. Devon Knows I’m Miserable Now
12. Fuck the 55
13. 1 Guy, 1 Cup
14. Peter Reid Frae Peterheid Is Deid
15. Stephen Hawking’s Kendo Stick
16. Racecar Is Racecar Backwards
17. FHRITP**

A couple need explaining. “DA WITTE WIJ NIE” apparently means WE KNOW NOTHING in some kind of Dutch dialect, the team being Dutch. And it was no idle boast: this team, who competed at No.1 Grange Road, were sensationally bad, even given the handicap of not quizzing in their first language.

The other is FHRITP which apparently means “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy”.

The chap who handed this in at the Brass Monkey Leith explained the meaning of the abbreviation when I asked him and was amazed that I didn’t know what it stands for.

Apparently this is a “thing” on Youtube where people ruin the work of other people who are trying to conduct serious pieces to camera by shouting “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy”

Actually, a very brief youtube search confirms this: