A wee story from the quiz the other night. Apparently when Allana was young, she went to when she was at Hutchy Grammar (posh school) and she had a boyfriend from nearby Pollokshaws Academy (not-posh).

This boy was called “Pleb”.

“I can’t remember his real name.” said Alana. “It was something like Dave – I don’t remember.”

If you’re reading this Dave* – there is at least one woman from your past who only remembers you as “Pleb”. How does that feel?

*(or whatever)