OK, Whitney Houston’s pretty famous (although most folk could only name about three of her hits), so there was a wee influx in the jokes round over the last week at  the various pub quizzes.

Here they are so far:

What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Maggie Thatcher?

Whitney died a tragic death and that cow is still alive.

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Whitney Houston is Bobby Brown Bread

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Why did Whitney Houston cross the road?

She didnae. She’s deid.

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What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and  a dead crack head?

Fuck all.

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Breaking news: Bobby Brown has been found dead with a note saying “Two Can Play At That Game…”

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What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can reach 50.

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What did Whitney Houston and the Costa Concordia have in common?

They both hit too many rocks and died in the water!

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“It’s not right, but its OK,” said Whitney Houston’s coroner…

… as he took off his trousers.

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What is Whitney Houston’s next film going to be called?

The Bodybag

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Whitney Houston died doing what she did best…

Holding notes!

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What’s pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston’s Valentine Cards.

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News of Whitney Houston’s ACIDental death travelled with such SPEED, its made my voice CRACK with emotion and now I’m HORSE because she was a real HEROIN of mine until she met Mr BROWN. She really made a HASH of things then her life went to POT. EE! It’s such a BLOW, someone should have kept TABS on her.

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What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Whitney Houston?

Ferguson is still playing Giggs.

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Thanks to the teams at the Brass Monkey Leith, from whence most of these ‘jokes’ came.

N.B. we also had a team called “WHIT! NAE HOUSTON?” Arf.