Messages From Desperate Drunk Girls

Recently we had some girls at the Newsroom who were already pretty pished but obviously were in the mood for MORE BOOZE.

And in such a world full of starvation, corruption, fear and  war, who can blame them?

Anyway,  it was obvious after one round that they weren’t going to win the quiz so cleverly they resorted to complimenting my hair.

 

I guess the thought process was that I would be grateful for their compliments and give them extra points and that they will be more likely to win the booze.

This didn’t work so then they offered to share the wine if I fixed it for them to win, also remembering to keep bigging up the DP hair.

When this didn’t work, it got pathetic:

and patheticker

And this is the kind of shit I have to deal with every week. You think being a pub quiz quizmaster is nothing but extreme glamour? Think again. Only the tough survive. True blood.



Comments

2 responses to “Messages From Desperate Drunk Girls”

  1. Doris Mansaray avatar
    Doris Mansaray

    DR Paul, please i want to start a new life. your help will make me start my busness again and my children go to college. I watch deal or no deal every day. please give me a chance to particpate. I have high blood pressure. i will eb happy to have my own busness. this is my dream to play deal or no deal. with you , you will make it happen Dr paul. thank you so much for your help

  2. Dr Paul avatar

    Fucks sake eh? I’m not that type of doctor. I recommend booze.

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