CHEAT PHRASE
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

JACKPOTS
Tonight (Monday), 7pm, Brass Monkey Leith, £80

Tonight (Monday), 9pm, Reverie, £60
Thursday, 9pm, Newsroom, £20

NEWS: NEW HIGHER JACKPOT AT NEWSROOM

So I promised the Newsroom jackpot HAD TO BE WON, and that’s how it played out on Thursday. I gave a real-life TENNER to the team who did best in each round. and we were left eith £110 for the true or false knockout final which was won by Andy of the Shiny Ninjas who are officially the Newsroom’s most glittery team. I don’t mean that they like to pay for sex with underage girls, rather that they always decorate their answer sheet v.nicely.

Anyway, the real news is that from now on the Newsroom will be doing £20 a week on the jackpot rather than £10, so the pot will go up a little quicker.

NEWS: KATE BUSH DANCE OFF FILMED

Two great dance-offs last Monday. At Reverie, Sarah demanded a Ghostbusters dance off and then applied a napkin to her face to achieve the ghost effect which I caught on a still but big thanks to Matt Blue at Brass Monkey Leith who managed to film the amazing interpretaive Kate Bush dance off in which Badly Drawn Boy defeats Alan out of the Fat Kids using the power of flounce.

NEWS: WHERE IN EDINBURGH IS BACK!

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NEWS: TV PILOT
I said last week that the Channel 4 show which was filmed at the Newsroom last month is to be called Quiz Trippers but now it looks like instead of being broadcast this month, its being pushed back in the schedules to June or July.

TRIVIA
This week’s crazy facts:

1. The effect of an itch can be reduced by electric shock or breathing noxious chemicals, which seems a sledgehammer to a nut.

2. Kate Bush was ?ritain’s most photographed woman of 1978.

3. When Tripoli (the capital of Libya) was founded in the 7th century BC by the Phoenicians, it was called “Oeh”, which you can’t even say. Tripoli is a better name.

Yo!

Dr Paul