ABOVE: Porn Dwarves winning at Reverie. Definitely the form team of the 2010-11 winter season.

ABOVE: Some folk winning at the Newsroom. Not sure who they are. Apart from the bloke second from right, they look quite innocent.

ABOVE: Happy pissed Christmas winners at the Newsroom. Have another cocktail!

ABOVE: Team Squirrel know their shit. And they proved it with a quality Newsroom win, surrounded by demons, dogs, haters and foolks. They rose above like doves.

ABOVE: Lewis (second from left) has re-written the book of physics with his truly amazing 8.28 seocnds in the balloon keepy-uppy challenge. Life will never be the same again.

ABOVE: Did these guys actually win? i’m not sure they did. I tihnk they just got me to take a photo of them. But let’s say they won. Hang on – I tihnk they DID win. I don’t fucking know do I?

ABOVE: These people definitely won. They were at the Reverie. And talking of win,  check out the bloke who’s out on his own with four ace birds. Nice work!