One day I found 10 Lambert and Butler on the bus, all wrapped up in the cellophane and everything.

I don’t smoke these days, so I set a fag-contest challenge at Reverie the other night.

To win the snouts, you had to draw a celebrity having a fag. The prize would go to the one that I could guess but was least obvious. Here are the entries. See if you can guess who they are. Answers at bottom.

1. This one was too obvious to win, but I like it:

2. The next was just over the line: I couldn’t work out who it was

3. Another pretty obvious one:

4. I thought this was Jean Claude van Damme but that’s incorrect apparently and that’s why this one didn’t win:

5. A fairly obvious one for anybody Scottish:

6. This one is a belter, the artist has really captured the subject’s personalities’:

7. Another obvious one, but it was never going to win because they’ve made the most intelligent man in the world look like David Vine:

8. The last one is the winner: everyone’s favourite pop star. Not too obvious but superb bonus spacehopper. Artist Toby won the 10 x Lambert & Butler and he’s probably smoked the lot by now:

Answers:

1. The Queen
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Jesus
4. Gordon Ramsay
5. Craig David
6. Jedward
7. Stephen Hawking
8. Craig Mutha Fuckin David, Y’All

If you liked those, you’ll love the Craig David drawing contest from last October