The prize for the jokes round on Monday night at Jenny Ha’s was a Cheryl Cole 16-month calendar for 2010.

The delighted winner was Grum from ONE SWELL FOOP. Never has a man been so pleased by one calendar. Look at his delight.

Grum is thought to have made off with the calendar in a bag, hence the slightly spurious headline of this post.

And what the fuck is a 16-month calendar anyway?